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  <description>Humorous Quotations about HOMOsexuality &lt;br /&gt;Quotations   about Homosexuality&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When I was in the military they gave me a medal for killing two men and &lt;br /&gt;a discharge for loving one.  ~Epitaph of Leonard P. Matlovich, 1988 &lt;br /&gt;(Thank you, Marlene.)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If gay and lesbian people are given civil rights, then everyone will &lt;br /&gt;want them!  ~Author unknown, as seen on a button&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 &lt;br /&gt;admonishments to heterosexuals.  That doesn&apos;t mean that God doesn&apos;t love &lt;br /&gt;heterosexuals.  It&apos;s just that they need more supervision.  ~Lynn Lavner&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My lesbianism is an act of Christian charity.  All those women out &lt;br /&gt;there praying for a man, and I&apos;m giving them my share.  ~Rita Mae Brown&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You don&apos;t have to be straight to be in the military; you just have to &lt;br /&gt;be able to shoot straight.  ~Barry Goldwater&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men &lt;br /&gt;holding guns than holding hands?  ~Ernest Gaines&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It doesn&apos;t matter what you do in the bedroom as long as you don&apos;t do it &lt;br /&gt;in the street and frighten the horses.  ~Daphne Fielding, The Duchess &lt;br /&gt;of Jermyn Street&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Homosexuality is god&apos;s way of insuring that the truly gifted aren&apos;t &lt;br /&gt;burdened with children.  ~Sam Austin&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Isn&apos;t it a violation of the Georgia sodomy law for the Supreme Court to &lt;br /&gt;have its head up its ass?  ~Letter to Playboy magazine, February 1987&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Who would give a law to lovers?  Love is unto itself a higher law.  &lt;br /&gt;~Boethius, The Consolation of Philosophy, A.D. 524&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If homosexuality is a disease, let&apos;s all call in queer to work:  &lt;br /&gt;&quot;Hello.  Can&apos;t work today, still queer.&quot;  ~Robin Tyler&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;No government has the right to tell its citizens when or whom to love.  &lt;br /&gt;The only queer people are those who don&apos;t love anybody.  ~Rita Mae &lt;br /&gt;Brown, speech, 28 August 1982&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You could move.  ~Abigail Van Buren, &quot;Dear Abby,&quot; in response to a &lt;br /&gt;reader who complained that a gay couple was moving in across the street and &lt;br /&gt;wanted to know what he could do to improve the quality of the &lt;br /&gt;neighborhood&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;War.  Rape.  Murder.  Poverty.  Equal rights for gays.  Guess which one &lt;br /&gt;the Southern Baptist Convention is protesting?  ~The Value of Families&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If time and space are curved, where do all of the straight people come &lt;br /&gt;from?  ~Author Unknown&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Everybody&apos;s journey is individual.  If you fall in love with a boy, you &lt;br /&gt;fall in love with a boy.  The fact that many Americans consider it a &lt;br /&gt;disease says more about them than it does about homosexuality.  ~James &lt;br /&gt;Baldwin&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What is straight?  A line can be straight, or a street, but the human &lt;br /&gt;heart, oh, no, it&apos;s curved like a road through mountains.  ~Tennessee &lt;br /&gt;Williams, A Streetcar Named Desire, 1947&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex.  &lt;br /&gt;People should be very free with sex, they should draw the line at &lt;br /&gt;goats.  ~Elton John&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I&apos;d rather be black than gay because when you&apos;re black you don&apos;t have &lt;br /&gt;to tell your mother.  ~Charles Pierce, 1980&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That word &quot;lesbian&quot; sounds like a disease.  And straight men know &lt;br /&gt;because they&apos;re sure that they&apos;re the cure.  ~Denise McCanles&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As a mother, I know that homosexuals cannot biologically reproduce &lt;br /&gt;children; therefore, they must recruit our children.  ~Anita Bryant, 1977&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If gays are granted rights, next we&apos;ll have to give rights to &lt;br /&gt;prostitutes and to people who sleep with St. Bernards and to nailbiters.  ~Anita &lt;br /&gt;Bryant&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anita Bryant like Anita hole in the head.  ~Graffiti&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The radical right is so homophobic that they&apos;re blaming global warming &lt;br /&gt;on the AIDS quilt.  ~Dennis Miller&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jesse Helms and Newt Gingrich were shaking hands congratulating &lt;br /&gt;themselves on the introduction of an antigay bill in Congress.  If it passes, &lt;br /&gt;they won&apos;t be able to shake hands, because it will then be illegal for &lt;br /&gt;a prick to touch an asshole.  ~Judy Carter&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My own belief is that there is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it &lt;br /&gt;were broadcast, would not fill the world at large with surprise and &lt;br /&gt;horror.  ~W. Somerset Maugham&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Drag is when a man wears everything a lesbian won&apos;t.  ~Author Unknown&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Did you hear about the Scottish drag queen?  He wore pants.  ~Lynn &lt;br /&gt;Lavner&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I&apos;m a supporter of gay rights.  And not a closet supporter either.  &lt;br /&gt;From the time I was a kid, I have never been able to understand attacks &lt;br /&gt;upon the gay community.  There are so many qualities that make up a human &lt;br /&gt;being... by the time I get through with all the things that I really &lt;br /&gt;admire about people, what they do with their private parts is probably so &lt;br /&gt;low on the list that it is irrelevant.  ~Paul Newman&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;From various bumper stickers:  My sexual orientation?  Horizontal, &lt;br /&gt;usually.  ~  I can&apos;t even think straight.  ~  Let&apos;s get one thing straight, &lt;br /&gt;I&apos;m not.  ~  Straight But Not Narrow  ~  Closets are for clothes.  ~  &lt;br /&gt;I&apos;m not a lesbian but my girlfriend is.  ~  I&apos;m not gay but my boyfriend &lt;br /&gt;is.  ~  Equal rights are not special rights.  ~  Homophobia is a social &lt;br /&gt;disease.  ~  Pink Sheep of the Family  ~  Gender is a sex toy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I am reminded of a colleague who reiterated &quot;all my homosexual patients &lt;br /&gt;are quite sick&quot; - to which I finally replied &quot;so are all my &lt;br /&gt;heterosexual patients.&quot;  ~Ernest van den Haag, psychotherapist&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For a long time I thought I wanted to be a nun.  Then I realized that &lt;br /&gt;what I really wanted to be was a lesbian.  ~Mabel Maney&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When it comes to exploring the sea of love, I prefer buoys.  ~Andrew G. &lt;br /&gt;Dehel&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What&apos;s the point of being a lesbian if a woman is going to look and act &lt;br /&gt;like an imitation man?  ~Rita Mae Brown&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The degree and kind of a man&apos;s sexuality reach up into the ultimate &lt;br /&gt;pinnacle of his spirit.  ~Friedrich Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil, 1886&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Why can&apos;t they have gay people in the army?  Personally, I think they &lt;br /&gt;are just afraid of a thousand guys with M16s going, &quot;Who&apos;d you call a &lt;br /&gt;faggot?&quot;  ~John Stewart&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If male homosexuals are called &quot;gay,&quot; then female homosexuals should be &lt;br /&gt;called &quot;ecstatic.&quot;  ~Shelly Roberts&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My mother took me to a psychiatrist when I was fifteen because she &lt;br /&gt;thought I was a latent homosexual.  There was nothing latent about it.  &lt;br /&gt;~Amanda Bearse&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Some women can&apos;t say the word lesbian... even when their mouth is full &lt;br /&gt;of one.  ~Kate Clinton&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;One should no more deplore homosexuality than left-handedness.  &lt;br /&gt;~Towards a Quaker View of Sex, 1964&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I think God is a callous bitch not making me a lesbian.  I&apos;m deeply &lt;br /&gt;disappointed by my sexual interest in men.  ~Diamanda Galas&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The one bonus of not lifting the ban on gays in the military is that &lt;br /&gt;the next time the government mandates a draft we can all declare &lt;br /&gt;homosexuality instead of running off to Canada.  ~Lorne Bloch&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Soldiers who are not afraid of guns, bombs, capture, torture or death &lt;br /&gt;say they are afraid of homosexuals.  Clearly we should not be used as &lt;br /&gt;soldiers; we should be used as weapons.  ~Letter to the editor, The &lt;br /&gt;Advocate&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;No matter how far in or out of the closet you are, you still have a &lt;br /&gt;next step.  ~Author Unknown&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;People who can&apos;t think of anything else but whether the person you love &lt;br /&gt;is indented or convex should be doomed not to think of anything else &lt;br /&gt;but that, and so miss the other ninety-five percent of life.  ~Robert &lt;br /&gt;Towne&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It always seemed to me a bit pointless to disapprove of homosexuality.  &lt;br /&gt;It&apos;s like disapproving of rain.  ~Francis Maude&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You are digging for the answers until your fingers bleed, to satisfy &lt;br /&gt;the hunger, to satiate the need.... And as you pray in your darkness for &lt;br /&gt;wings to set you free, you are bound to your silent legacy.  ~Melissa &lt;br /&gt;Etheridge, &quot;Silent Legacy,&quot; Yes I Am, 1993&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The closet is an awful place to die.  ~Author Unknown&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;To hear two American men congratulating each other on being &lt;br /&gt;heterosexual is one of the most chilling experiences - and unique to the United &lt;br /&gt;States.  You don&apos;t hear two Italians sitting around complimenting each &lt;br /&gt;other because they actually like to go to bed with women.  The American &lt;br /&gt;is hysterical about his manhood.  ~Gore Vidal&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There&apos;s this illusion that homosexuals have sex and heterosexuals fall &lt;br /&gt;in love.  That&apos;s completely untrue.  Everybody wants to be loved.  ~Boy &lt;br /&gt;George&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Straight Americans need... an education of the heart and soul.  They &lt;br /&gt;must understand - to begin with - how it can feel to spend years denying &lt;br /&gt;your own deepest truths, to sit silently through classes, meals, and &lt;br /&gt;church services while people you love toss off remarks that brutalize &lt;br /&gt;your soul.  ~Bruce Bawer, The Advocate, 28 April 1998&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What are you trying to protect heterosexual marriages from?  There &lt;br /&gt;isn&apos;t a limited amount of love in Iowa.  It isn&apos;t a non-renewable &lt;br /&gt;resource.  If Amy and Barbara or Mike and Steve love each other, it doesn&apos;t mean &lt;br /&gt;that John and Mary can&apos;t.  ~Ed Fallon&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;People sometimes think I&apos;m gay because I once played a gay in a movie.  &lt;br /&gt;It&apos;s funny.  Audiences don&apos;t think you&apos;re a murderer if you play a &lt;br /&gt;murderer, but they do think you&apos;re gay if you play a gay.  ~Perry King&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It&apos;s hard enough to be taken seriously in the struggle for gay rights &lt;br /&gt;without having a bunch of straight girls running around kissing each &lt;br /&gt;other to get the attention of the boys and videocameras.  ~M. Robin &lt;br /&gt;D&apos;Antan, 2002&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Let my lusts be my ruin, then, since all else is a fake and a mockery.  &lt;br /&gt;~Hart Crane&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I get sick of listening to straight people complain about, &quot;Well, hey, &lt;br /&gt;we don&apos;t have a heterosexual-pride day, why do you need a gay-pride &lt;br /&gt;day?&quot;  I remember when I was a kid I&apos;d always ask my mom:  &quot;Why don&apos;t we &lt;br /&gt;have a Kid&apos;s Day?  We have a Mother&apos;s Day and a Father&apos;s Day, but why &lt;br /&gt;don&apos;t we have a Kid&apos;s Day?&quot;  My mom would always say, &quot;Every day is Kid&apos;s &lt;br /&gt;Day.&quot;  To all those heterosexuals that bitch about gay pride, I say the &lt;br /&gt;same thing:  Every day is heterosexual-pride day!  Can&apos;t you people &lt;br /&gt;enjoy your banquet and not piss on those of us enjoying our crumbs over &lt;br /&gt;here in the corner?  ~Rob Nash&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Wouldn&apos;t it be great if you could only get AIDS from giving money to &lt;br /&gt;television preachers?  ~Elayne Boosler&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In itself, homosexuality is as limiting as heterosexuality:  the ideal &lt;br /&gt;should be to be capable of loving a woman or a man; either, a human &lt;br /&gt;being, without feeling fear, restraint, or obligation.  ~Simone de &lt;br /&gt;Beauvoir&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Trust a nitwit society like this one to think that there are only two &lt;br /&gt;categories - fag and straight.  ~Gore Vidal&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday &lt;br /&gt;night.  ~Woody Allen&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The world is not divided into sheeps and goats.  Not all things are &lt;br /&gt;black nor all things white.  It is a fundamental of taxonomy that nature &lt;br /&gt;rarely deals with discrete categories.  Only the human mind invents &lt;br /&gt;categories and tries to force facts into separated pigeon-holes.  The &lt;br /&gt;living world is a continuum in each and every one of its aspects.  The &lt;br /&gt;sooner we learn this concerning sexual behavior the sooner we shall reach a &lt;br /&gt;sound understanding of the realities of sex.  ~Alfred Kinsey, Sexual &lt;br /&gt;Behavior in the Human Male, 1948&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My bisexual dilemma was that my gay friends thought I&apos;m a lesbian in &lt;br /&gt;denial and my straight friends thought... I&apos;m a lesbian in denial.  &lt;br /&gt;~Lacie Harmon&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Labels are for filing.  Labels are for clothing.  Labels are not for &lt;br /&gt;people.  ~Martina Navratilova&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The important thing is not the object of love, but the emotion itself.  &lt;br /&gt;~Gore Vidal&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Pronouns make it hard to keep our sexual orientation a secret when our &lt;br /&gt;co-workers ask us about our weekend.  &quot;I had a great time with... &lt;br /&gt;them.&quot;  Great!  Now they don&apos;t think you&apos;re queer - just a big slut!  ~Judy &lt;br /&gt;Carter&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I can&apos;t help looking gay.  I put on a dress and people say, &quot;Who&apos;s the &lt;br /&gt;dyke in the dress?&quot;  ~Karen Ripley&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My cousin is an agoraphobic homosexual, which makes it kind of hard for &lt;br /&gt;him to come out of the closet.  ~Bill Kelly&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As long as society is anti-gay, then it will seem like being gay is &lt;br /&gt;anti-social.  ~Joseph Francis&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My mom blames California for me being a lesbian.  &quot;Everything was fine &lt;br /&gt;until you moved out there.&quot;  &quot;That&apos;s right, Mom, we have mandatory &lt;br /&gt;lesbianism in West Hollywood.  The Gay Patrol busted me, and I was given &lt;br /&gt;seven business days to add a significant amount of flannel to my &lt;br /&gt;wardrobe.  ~Coley Sohn&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We love men.  We just don&apos;t want to see them naked.  ~Two Nice Girls&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The next time someone asks you, &quot;Hey, howdja get to be a homosexual &lt;br /&gt;anyway?&quot; tell them, &quot;Homosexuals are chosen first on talent, then &lt;br /&gt;interview... then the swimsuit and evening gown competition pretty much gets &lt;br /&gt;rid of the rest of them.&quot;  ~Karen Williams&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If Michelangelo had been straight, the Sistine Chapel would have been &lt;br /&gt;wallpapered.  ~Robin Tyler&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Girls who put out are tramps.  Girls who don&apos;t are ladies.  This is, &lt;br /&gt;however, a rather archaic usage of the word.  Should one of you boys &lt;br /&gt;happen upon a girl who doesn&apos;t put out, do not jump to the conclusion that &lt;br /&gt;you have found a lady.  What you have probably found is a Lesbian.  &lt;br /&gt;~Fran Lebowitz&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;About a year ago I was a guest on a network news show in New York.  &lt;br /&gt;They were showing film clips from a gay pride parade down Fifth Avenue, &lt;br /&gt;but they only decided to show the part with men in dresses and heels.  I &lt;br /&gt;had seen the parade, and there were men in business suits as well.  &lt;br /&gt;After showing the film, the newsperson made some comments, and I found the &lt;br /&gt;comments extremely offensive.  &quot;This is what&apos;s wrong with the media,&quot; I &lt;br /&gt;said.  &quot;You show a fringe position.  You show one point of view.  &lt;br /&gt;You&apos;re closing the minds of the people by not showing them what the reality &lt;br /&gt;is.&quot;  I got up and walked out, and I&apos;ve never been asked back again.  &lt;br /&gt;~Kathleen Nolan&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If adjustment is necessary, it should be made primarily with regard to &lt;br /&gt;the position the homosexual occupies in present-day society, and &lt;br /&gt;society should more often be treated than the homosexual.  ~Dr. Harry &lt;br /&gt;Benjamin&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lesbianism has always seemed to me an extremely inventive response to a &lt;br /&gt;shortage of men, but otherwise not worth the trouble.  ~Nora Ephron, &lt;br /&gt;Heartburn, 1983&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If horse racing is the sport of kings, then drag racing must be the &lt;br /&gt;sport of queens.  ~Bert R. Sugar&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Each one of them is Jesus in a distressing disguise.  ~Mother Teresa, &lt;br /&gt;on people with AIDS&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In an expanding universe, time is on the side of the outcast.  Those &lt;br /&gt;who once inhabited the suburbs of human contempt find that without &lt;br /&gt;changing their address they eventually live in the metropolis.  ~Quentin &lt;br /&gt;Crisp, The Naked Civil Servant, 1978&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The diagnosis of homosexuality as a &quot;disorder&quot; is a contributing factor &lt;br /&gt;to the pathology of those homosexuals who do become mentally ill.... &lt;br /&gt;Nothing is more likely to make you sick than being constantly told that &lt;br /&gt;you are sick.  ~Ronald Gold&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Homosexuality is a sickness, just as are baby-rape or wanting to become &lt;br /&gt;head of General Motors.  ~Eldridge Cleaver, &quot;Notes on a Native Son,&quot; &lt;br /&gt;Soul on Ice, 1968&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Reagan Administration has fostered a climate in which a barest &lt;br /&gt;majority of the Supreme Court caters to the passions and hatreds of the &lt;br /&gt;American mob, stripping away the constitutional shield outside our &lt;br /&gt;bedrooms.... How tragically ironic that an Administration that promised to get &lt;br /&gt;Government &quot;off our backs&quot; is now so active in draping Government &lt;br /&gt;gumshoes over every part of our anatomies.  ~Carl T. Rowan, quoted in &lt;br /&gt;Unnatural Quotations compiled by Leigh W. Rutledge&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;      An engineering professor is treating her husband, a loan officer, &lt;br /&gt;to dinner for finally giving in to her pleas to shave off the scraggly &lt;br /&gt;beard he grew on vacation.  His favorite restaurant is a casual place &lt;br /&gt;where they both feel comfortable in slacks and cotton/polyester-blend &lt;br /&gt;golf shirts.  But, as always, she wears the gold and pearl pendant he &lt;br /&gt;gave her the day her divorce decree was final.  They&apos;re laughing over &lt;br /&gt;their menus because they know he always ends up diving into a giant plate &lt;br /&gt;of ribs but she won&apos;t be talked into anything more fattening than &lt;br /&gt;shrimp.&lt;br /&gt;      Quiz:  How many biblical prohibitions are they violating?  Well, &lt;br /&gt;wives are supposed to be &apos;submissive&apos; to their husbands (I Peter 3:1).  &lt;br /&gt;And all women are forbidden to teach men (I Timothy 2:12), wear gold or &lt;br /&gt;pearls (I Timothy 2:9) or dress in clothing that &apos;pertains to a man&apos; &lt;br /&gt;(Deuteronomy 22:5).  Shellfish and pork are definitely out (Leviticus &lt;br /&gt;11:7, 10) as are usury (Deuteronomy 23:19), shaving (Leviticus 19:27) and &lt;br /&gt;clothes of more than one fabric (Leviticus 19:19).  And since the Bible &lt;br /&gt;rarely recognizes divorce, they&apos;re committing adultery, which carries &lt;br /&gt;the rather harsh penalty of death by stoning (Deuteronomy 22:22).&lt;br /&gt;      So why are they having such a good time?  Probably because they &lt;br /&gt;wouldn&apos;t think of worrying about rules that seem absurd, anachronistic &lt;br /&gt;or - at best - unrealistic.  Yet this same modern-day couple could &lt;br /&gt;easily be among the millions of Americans who never hesitate to lean on the &lt;br /&gt;Bible to justify their own anti-gay attitudes.  ~Deb Price, And Say Hi &lt;br /&gt;To Joyce&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Lord is my Shepherd and he knows I&apos;m gay.  ~Rev. Troy Perry&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- My mother made me a homosexual.&lt;br /&gt;- If I gave her the wool, would she make me one too?&lt;br /&gt;~Graffiti, London, 1978&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I like my beers cold and my homosexuals flaming.  ~Homer Simpson, from &lt;br /&gt;the television show The Simpsons&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;While many minority groups are the target for prejudice... and &lt;br /&gt;discrimination... in our society, few persons face this hostility without the &lt;br /&gt;support and acceptance of their family as do many gay, lesbian, and &lt;br /&gt;bisexual youth.  ~Virginia Uribe &amp; Karen Harbeck&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mothers, tell your children: be quick, you must be strong.  Life is &lt;br /&gt;full of wonder, love is never wrong.  Remember how they taught you, how &lt;br /&gt;much of it was fear.  Refuse to hand it down - the legacy stops here.  &lt;br /&gt;~Melissa Etheridge, &quot;Silent Legacy,&quot; Yes I Am, 1993&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There came a time when the risk to remain tight in the bud was more &lt;br /&gt;painful than the risk it took to blossom.  ~Anaïs Nin&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;God has given you one face, and you make yourself another.  ~William &lt;br /&gt;Shakespeare&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hateful to me as the gates of Hades is that man who hides one thing in &lt;br /&gt;his heart and speaks another.  ~Homer&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Never be bullied into silence.  Never allow yourself to be made a &lt;br /&gt;victim.  Accept no one&apos;s definition of your life; define yourself.  ~Harvey &lt;br /&gt;Fierstein&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There is just one life for each of us:  our own.  ~Euripides&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Never apologize for showing feeling.  When you do so, you apologize for &lt;br /&gt;the truth.  ~Benjamin Disraeli&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If God had wanted me otherwise, He would have created me otherwise.  &lt;br /&gt;~Johann von Goethe&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Every time you don&apos;t follow your inner guidance, you feel a loss of &lt;br /&gt;energy, loss of power, a sense of spiritual deadness.  ~Shakti Gawain&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The most exhausting thing in life is being insincere.  ~Anne Morrow &lt;br /&gt;Lindbergh&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If you are ashamed to stand by your colors, you had better seek another &lt;br /&gt;flag.  ~Author Unknown&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don&apos;t &lt;br /&gt;matter and those who matter don&apos;t mind.  ~Dr. Seuss&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Men weary as much of not doing the things they want to do as of doing &lt;br /&gt;the things they do not want to do.  ~Eric Hoffer&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Is life not a hundred times too short for us to stifle ourselves.  &lt;br /&gt;~Friedrich Nietzsche&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The white light streams down to be broken up by those human prisms into &lt;br /&gt;all the colors of the rainbow.  ~Charles R. Brown&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It is not easy to find happiness in ourselves, and it is not possible &lt;br /&gt;to find it elsewhere.  ~Agnes Repplier&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Resolve to be thyself; and know that he who finds himself, loses his &lt;br /&gt;misery.  ~Matthew Arnold, &quot;Self-Dependence,&quot; Empedocles on Etna, and &lt;br /&gt;Other Poems, 1852&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There&apos;s a period of life when we swallow a knowledge of ourselves and &lt;br /&gt;it becomes either good or sour inside.  ~Pearl Bailey&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It&apos;s a helluva start, being able to recognize what makes you happy.  &lt;br /&gt;~Lucille Ball&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which &lt;br /&gt;to get themselves filed.  ~Clifton Fadiman&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You&apos;ll never find peace of mind until you listen to your heart.  &lt;br /&gt;~George Michael, &quot;Kissing A Fool&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;To know what you prefer, instead of humbly saying &quot;Amen&quot; to what the &lt;br /&gt;world tells you you ought to prefer, is to keep your soul alive.  ~Robert &lt;br /&gt;Louis Stevenson&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Do not follow where the path may lead.  Go, instead, where there is no &lt;br /&gt;path and leave a trail.  ~Ralph Waldo Emerson&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being &lt;br /&gt;overwhelmed by the tribe.  If you try it, you will be lonely often, and sometimes &lt;br /&gt;frightened.  But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of &lt;br /&gt;owning yourself.  ~Friedrich Nietzsche&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My theory is that the hardest work anyone does in life is to appear &lt;br /&gt;normal.  ~From the movie Ed TV&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The plague of mankind is the fear and rejection of diversity:  &lt;br /&gt;monotheism, monarchy, monogamy and, in our age, monomedicine.  The belief that &lt;br /&gt;there is only one right way to live, only one right way to regulate &lt;br /&gt;religious, political, sexual, medical affairs is the root cause of the &lt;br /&gt;greatest threat to man:  members of his own species, bent on ensuring his &lt;br /&gt;salvation, security, and sanity.  ~Thomas Szasz&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Related Quotations:&lt;br /&gt;Prejudice&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Featured Resources:&lt;br /&gt;GLMA&apos;s Free Physician Referral Program&lt;br /&gt;Parents, Families and Friends of Lesbians and Gays&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Page Information:&lt;br /&gt;www.quotegarden.com/homosexuality.html&lt;br /&gt;Updated Thursday, February 3, 2005 at 9:07 pm.</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 11 Oct 2005 13:42:57 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>lmmfao</title>
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  <description>oh my lord, don&apos;t flatter yourself...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;amazing how people jump to conclusions and ASSume that things are always about them.</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 10 Oct 2005 20:41:08 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>wow....</title>
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  <description>what a freak! drug use, insecure, high maintenance, no ambition, dishonest, no self control or sense of self worth (promiscuous) and irresponsible! So glad I choose to gather more information before inviting that one into my life! Don&apos;t need that shit...wish people would act their age.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;it&apos;s really disappointing to see how few genuine people there are out there</description>
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  <lj:music>Stop looking and start seeing</lj:music>
  <media:title type="plain">Stop looking and start seeing</media:title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 29 Sep 2005 14:45:04 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>thanks Indigo....</title>
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  <description>1. How tall are you? &lt;br /&gt;5&apos;8&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2. Do you own a gun?&lt;br /&gt;ummm, what do you think?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3. Have you been to rehab?&lt;br /&gt;no...rehab is for quiters&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4. Have you ever killed an animal?&lt;br /&gt;yes&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5. Are you Irish?&lt;br /&gt;yes but only the lower left half of my body&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;6. What do you think of hot dogs? &lt;br /&gt;all depends...but usually no&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;7. What&apos;s your favorite Christmas song? &lt;br /&gt;God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;8. What is your favorite smell?&lt;br /&gt;mmm, hazelnut, coffee or vanilla  (i&apos;m in heaven if all three at once)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;9. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?&lt;br /&gt;depends...you&apos;re morning or mine?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;10. Do you do push ups?&lt;br /&gt;frequently&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;11. Have you ever done ecstasy?&lt;br /&gt;nopers&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;12. Have you been shot?&lt;br /&gt;yes&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;13. Have you ever been hospitalized?&lt;br /&gt;yes&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;14. Do you like pain killers? &lt;br /&gt;OH YEAS!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;15. What is your secret weapon to lure in your preferred sex? &lt;br /&gt;don&apos;t know considering i don&apos;t try to &quot;lure&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;16. Do you own a knife?&lt;br /&gt;yes, several actually&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;17. Do you have A.D.D?&lt;br /&gt;no&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;18. Do you love the pain a tattoo brings? &lt;br /&gt;secretly, yes&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;19. Name Five Drinks You Regularly drink?&lt;br /&gt;Water, green tea, coffee, reg. tea (usually iced) and can&apos;t think of anything else&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;20. What&apos;s In Your CD Player?&lt;br /&gt;Mixed CD that i use for workouts&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;21. Who is your best friend?&lt;br /&gt;nunya&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;22. What&apos;s Under Your Bed?&lt;br /&gt;nothing...have platform bed no underneath to it&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;23. Current Hair?&lt;br /&gt;little past shoulder&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;24. What are you wearing? &lt;br /&gt;silk boxers and a wife beater LOL&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;25. Current Worry?&lt;br /&gt;....?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;26. Current Love?&lt;br /&gt;N/A&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;27. Current Hate?&lt;br /&gt;Don&apos;t really &apos;hate&apos; anything or one&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;28. Favorite Place To Be?&lt;br /&gt;coastal new england&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;29. Least Favorite Place?&lt;br /&gt;lost&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;31. Favorite Colors?&lt;br /&gt;darker shades of blue&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;32. Person From Your Past You Wish You Could be with Right Now? &lt;br /&gt;Sigh....some of you know so i don&apos;t need to say&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;33. Where Would You Like To Go?&lt;br /&gt;I want to get in my truck and drive along the coast and see the leaves in their beautiful glory.....oh wait, I already did that!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;34. Where do you want to live?&lt;br /&gt;somewhere on the water in coastal new england&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;35. Favorite food?&lt;br /&gt;too many to list&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;36. Color of most clothes you own? &lt;br /&gt;red or white&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;37. Number of pillows you sleep with? &lt;br /&gt;2&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;38. What do you wear when you go to sleep? &lt;br /&gt;nothing usually&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;39. What were you doing 12AM last night? &lt;br /&gt;driving....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;40. What do you think you&apos;ll be doing in 10 years? &lt;br /&gt;still living day by day&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;41. Are you paranoid?&lt;br /&gt;no&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;42. First piercing/tattoo? &lt;br /&gt;ears when i was 14&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;43. Last person you yelled at?&lt;br /&gt;can&apos;t remember&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;44. Latest crush?&lt;br /&gt;haven&apos;t had a crush... but have had serious interest&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;45. Last thing you ate?&lt;br /&gt;peanut butter energy bar&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;46. If you could be a pirate, would you? &lt;br /&gt;no...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;47. Do you have an iPod?&lt;br /&gt;yes&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;49. What&apos;s in your pockets right now?&lt;br /&gt;chapstick (vanilla flavor), credit card, a couple receipts and some money&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;50. what color are your bedroom walls? &lt;br /&gt;cross between a lavender and blue but a lighter shade&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;51. last thing that made you laugh?&lt;br /&gt;can&apos;t remember...too tired&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;52. Any pets now?&lt;br /&gt;one cat&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;53. inny or an outty? &lt;br /&gt;  inny&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;54. do you have any piercings?&lt;br /&gt;no&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;55. If you were a crayon what color would you be?&lt;br /&gt;cobalt&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;56. Have you ever won any awards?&lt;br /&gt;yes&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;57. How many TV&apos;s do you have in your house? &lt;br /&gt;3&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;58. Have you ever sprained/broken/fractured a bone or gotten stitches? &lt;br /&gt;yes&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;59. Who do you tell your dreams to?&lt;br /&gt;the cat, to God and close friends&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;60. If you could pick one person to make out with who would it be? &lt;br /&gt;wow, that&apos;s a tough one...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;61. What do you think of the person who posted this before you? &lt;br /&gt;think she&apos;s a bit neurotic but kinda cool&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;62. Screen Name?&lt;br /&gt;figure it out yourself&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;63. Whats your middle Name?&lt;br /&gt;LOL I&apos;ll never tell&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;64. What time is it EXACTLY?&lt;br /&gt;10:44am</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 29 Sep 2005 13:02:06 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>hmm...</title>
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  <description>&lt;table width=&quot;350&quot; align=&quot;center&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; cellpadding=&quot;2&quot;&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#F88B8B&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif&quot; style=&quot;color:black; font-size: 14pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;You Are 60% Boyish and 40% Girlish&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#A7CEFF&quot;&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You are pretty evenly split down the middle - a total eunuch.&lt;br /&gt;Okay, kidding about the eunuch part. But you do get along with both sexes.&lt;br /&gt;You reject traditional gender roles. However, you don&apos;t actively fight them.&lt;br /&gt;You&apos;re just you. You don&apos;t try to be what people expect you to be.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.blogthings.com/howboyishorgirlishareyouquiz/&quot;&gt;How Boyish or Girlish Are You?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 29 Sep 2005 12:55:29 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>yeah, that&apos;s about right</title>
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  <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://images.quizilla.com/O/oThatBitch/1078856685_esktopdana.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;dana&quot;&gt;&lt;br&gt;you are DANA! a little insecure about yourself, but&lt;br&gt;you&apos;re sexy just cuz you got a bangin ass body!&lt;br&gt;but you really should get some ass before you&lt;br&gt;explode or kill one of your friends out of&lt;br&gt;jealousy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://quizilla.com/users/oThatBitch/quizzes/Which%20Character%20from%20The%20L%20Word%20are%20You%3F%3F%3F/&quot;&gt; Which Character from The L Word are You???&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;font size=&quot;-2&quot;&gt;brought to you by &lt;a href=&quot;http://quizilla.com&quot;&gt;Quizilla&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 20 Sep 2005 12:57:20 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>wow</title>
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  <description>that&apos;s all there is</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 19 Sep 2005 14:59:37 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>singing....</title>
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  <description>sitting here singing the &quot;drama&quot; song...   LOL, you guys are too much!  let me get some popcorn and a beer so i can watch the excitement unfold!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;LMFAO</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 13 Sep 2005 15:38:28 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>too much</title>
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  <description>ok, think I&apos;m going to drop back a bit because this is getting too fucking weird for me. i hate drama...</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 22 Aug 2005 18:32:09 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Avril Lavigne</title>
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  <description>Man am i in a mood today... heavy heart that seems to be roller coastering throughout the day. Guess I&apos;m just realizing more and more that no matter how badly you want something, sometimes it&apos;s just not meant. That sometimes the timing is just incredibly bad and you need to let go. Easier said then done though, especially when it seemed perfect, containing every detail you&apos;ve been looking for, all the bells and whistles if you will, holding so much possiblity. So i think to save my sanity I will just take that step back, compose my thoughts, taking a break and hanging onto the hope that some day it will be. Although i hate hunting for home...i get excited about something I see and it turns into disappointment. Kitchen not big enough, Bedroom somewhat cold, finding something inaccessible or what ever it may be.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;Nobody&apos;s Home&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I couldn&apos;t tell you why she felt that way, &lt;br /&gt;She felt it everyday.&lt;br /&gt;And I couldn&apos;t help her, &lt;br /&gt;I just watched her make the same mistakes again.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What&apos;s wrong, what&apos;s wrong now?&lt;br /&gt;Too many, too many problems.&lt;br /&gt;Don&apos;t know where she belongs, where she belongs.&lt;br /&gt;She wants to go home, but nobody&apos;s home.&lt;br /&gt;It&apos;s where she lies, broken inside.&lt;br /&gt;With no place to go, no place to go to dry her eyes.&lt;br /&gt;Broken inside.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Open your eyes and look outside, find the reasons why.&lt;br /&gt;You&apos;ve been rejected, and now you can&apos;t find what you left behind.&lt;br /&gt;Be strong, be strong now.&lt;br /&gt;Too many, too many problems.&lt;br /&gt;Don&apos;t know where she belongs, where she belongs.&lt;br /&gt;She wants to go home, but nobody&apos;s home.&lt;br /&gt;It&apos;s where she lies, broken inside.&lt;br /&gt;With no place to go, no place to go to dry her eyes.&lt;br /&gt;Broken inside.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Her feelings she hides.&lt;br /&gt;Her dreams she can&apos;t find.&lt;br /&gt;She&apos;s losing her mind.&lt;br /&gt;She&apos;s fallen behind.&lt;br /&gt;She can&apos;t find her place.&lt;br /&gt;She&apos;s losing her faith.&lt;br /&gt;She&apos;s fallen from grace.&lt;br /&gt;She&apos;s all over the place.&lt;br /&gt;Yeah,oh&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She wants to go home, but nobody&apos;s home.&lt;br /&gt;It&apos;s where she lies, broken inside.&lt;br /&gt;With no place to go, no place to go to dry her eyes.&lt;br /&gt;Broken inside.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She&apos;s lost inside, lost inside...oh oh&lt;br /&gt;She&apos;s lost inside, lost inside...oh oh yeah</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 22 Aug 2005 17:29:24 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>God bless Sara McLachlan!!!</title>
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  <description>Answer &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I will be the answer at the end of the line&lt;br /&gt;I will be there for you while you take the time&lt;br /&gt;In the burning of uncertainty I will be your solid ground&lt;br /&gt;I will hold the balance if you cant look down&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If it takes my whole life I wont break I wont bend&lt;br /&gt;Itll all be worth it worth it in the end&lt;br /&gt;Cause I can only tell you what I know&lt;br /&gt;that I need you in my life&lt;br /&gt;When the stars have all gone out&lt;br /&gt;youll still be burning so bright&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cast me gently into morning&lt;br /&gt;For the night has been unkind&lt;br /&gt;Take me to a place so holy&lt;br /&gt;That I can wash this from my mind&lt;br /&gt;The memory of choosing not to fight&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If it takes a whole life I wont break I wont bend&lt;br /&gt;Itll all be worth it worth it in the end&lt;br /&gt;Cause I can only tell you what I know&lt;br /&gt;That I need you in my life&lt;br /&gt;And when the stars have all burned out&lt;br /&gt;Youll still be burning so bright&lt;br /&gt;Cast me gently into morning for the night has been unkind</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 22 Aug 2005 17:22:02 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>ANOUK</title>
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  <description>If roses are meant to be red &lt;br /&gt;And violets to be blue &lt;br /&gt;Why isn&apos;t my heart meant for you &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My hands longing to touch you &lt;br /&gt;But I can barely breathe &lt;br /&gt;Starry eyes that make me melt &lt;br /&gt;Right in front of me &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lost in this world &lt;br /&gt;I even get lost in this song &lt;br /&gt;And when the lights go down &lt;br /&gt;That is where I&apos;ll be found &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This music&apos;s irresistible &lt;br /&gt;Your voice makes my skin crawl &lt;br /&gt;Innocent and pure &lt;br /&gt;I guess you heard it all before &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mister Inaccessible &lt;br /&gt;Will this ever change &lt;br /&gt;One thing that remains the same &lt;br /&gt;You&apos;re still a picture in a frame &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lost in this world &lt;br /&gt;I even get lost in this song &lt;br /&gt;And when the lights go down &lt;br /&gt;That is where I&apos;ll be found &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I get lost in this world &lt;br /&gt;I get lost in your eyes &lt;br /&gt;And when the lights go down &lt;br /&gt;That&apos;s where I&apos;ll be found &lt;br /&gt;Yeah yeah &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I get lost in this world &lt;br /&gt;I get lost in your eyes &lt;br /&gt;And when the lights go down &lt;br /&gt;Am I the only one &lt;br /&gt;Ooh</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 19 Aug 2005 12:55:04 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>yup, that about sums up what it would say</title>
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  <description>&lt;form action=&quot;http://memegen.net/viewmeme.pl?meme=1074624146&quot; method=&quot;POST&quot;&gt;&lt;table style=&quot;font-family : Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; border-collapse: collapse; border: 1px solid black;&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; cellpadding=&quot;2&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;th colspan=&quot;2&quot; bgcolor=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#DDDD88&quot;&gt;Your Suicide.. by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.livejournal.com/users/tragicwaste/&quot;&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#DDDD88&quot;&gt;Konstantine&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/th&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#333333&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #FFFFFF;&quot;&gt;Your Name/Username&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#DDDDAA&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #000000;&quot;&gt;&lt;input type=&quot;text&quot; name=&quot;Your Name/Username&quot; value=&quot;badcop&quot; size=&quot;20&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#333333&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #FFFFFF;&quot;&gt;Favorite Number?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#DDDDAA&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #000000;&quot;&gt;&lt;input type=&quot;text&quot; name=&quot;Favorite Number?&quot; value=&quot;13&quot; size=&quot;20&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#333333&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #FFFFFF;&quot;&gt;Favorite Color?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#DDDDAA&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #000000;&quot;&gt;&lt;input type=&quot;text&quot; name=&quot;Favorite Color?&quot; value=&quot;cobalt blue&quot; size=&quot;20&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#333333&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #FFFFFF;&quot;&gt;Gender?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#DDDDAA&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #000000;&quot;&gt;&lt;select name=&quot;Gender?&quot;&gt;&lt;option selected=&quot;SELECTED&quot;&gt;Female&lt;option&gt;Male&lt;option&gt;Undecided&lt;option&gt;Both&lt;/select&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#333333&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #FFFFFF;&quot;&gt;How will you commit suicide?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#DDDDAA&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #000000;&quot;&gt;You will sit in the garage with the car on and “listen to the lullabies of carbon monoxide”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#333333&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #FFFFFF;&quot;&gt;How many tries will it take?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#DDDDAA&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #000000;&quot;&gt;32&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#333333&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #FFFFFF;&quot;&gt;When will you commit suicide?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#DDDDAA&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #000000;&quot;&gt;December 8, 2031&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#333333&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #FFFFFF;&quot;&gt;What will your suicide note say?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#DDDDAA&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #000000;&quot;&gt;Fuck All of You!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot; align=&quot;center&quot; bgcolor=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;&lt;input type=&quot;submit&quot; value=&quot;Fill Out Your Answers and Try it!&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot; align=&quot;center&quot; bgcolor=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;-1&quot; color=&quot;#FFFFFF&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://memegen.net/&quot;&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#DDDD88&quot;&gt;Quiz created with MemeGen&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;input type=&quot;hidden&quot; name=&quot;un&quot; value=&quot;Konstantine&quot;&gt;&lt;input type=&quot;hidden&quot; name=&quot;meme&quot; value=&quot;1074624146&quot;&gt;&lt;/form&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 19 Aug 2005 12:50:21 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>&lt;form action=&quot;http://memegen.net/viewmeme.pl?meme=1074732791&quot; method=&quot;POST&quot;&gt;&lt;table style=&quot;font-family : Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; border-collapse: collapse; border: 1px solid black;&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; cellpadding=&quot;2&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;th colspan=&quot;2&quot; bgcolor=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#DDDD88&quot;&gt;How you really say &quot;I love you.&quot; by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.livejournal.com/users/lenatheraven&quot;&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#DDDD88&quot;&gt;lenatheraven&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/th&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#333333&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #FFFFFF;&quot;&gt;Name&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#DDDDAA&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #000000;&quot;&gt;&lt;input type=&quot;text&quot; name=&quot;Name&quot; value=&quot;badcop&quot; size=&quot;20&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#333333&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #FFFFFF;&quot;&gt;...believe in true love?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#DDDDAA&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #000000;&quot;&gt;&lt;select name=&quot;...believe in true love?&quot;&gt;&lt;option selected=&quot;SELECTED&quot;&gt;yes&lt;option&gt;no&lt;option&gt;I wish I did&lt;option&gt;I wish I didn&apos;t&lt;option&gt;most definitely&lt;option&gt;not until someone proved it to me&lt;/select&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#333333&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #FFFFFF;&quot;&gt;Your hands say&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#DDDDAA&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #000000;&quot;&gt;I&apos;m always here even if you have to reach for me.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#333333&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #FFFFFF;&quot;&gt;Your eyes say&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#DDDDAA&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #000000;&quot;&gt;I&apos;m so lucky.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#333333&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #FFFFFF;&quot;&gt;Your hugs say&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#DDDDAA&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #000000;&quot;&gt;I promise I will try to keep you safe.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#333333&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #FFFFFF;&quot;&gt;Your kisses say&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#DDDDAA&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #000000;&quot;&gt;I almost can&apos;t believe you love me.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#333333&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #FFFFFF;&quot;&gt;Your body says&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#DDDDAA&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #000000;&quot;&gt;Just curl up next to me.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#333333&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #FFFFFF;&quot;&gt;Your heart says&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#DDDDAA&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #000000;&quot;&gt;Je t&apos;aime.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot; align=&quot;center&quot; bgcolor=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;&lt;input type=&quot;submit&quot; value=&quot;Fill Out Your Answers and Try it!&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot; align=&quot;center&quot; bgcolor=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;-1&quot; color=&quot;#FFFFFF&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://memegen.net/&quot;&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#DDDD88&quot;&gt;Quiz created with MemeGen&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;input type=&quot;hidden&quot; name=&quot;un&quot; value=&quot;lenatheraven&quot;&gt;&lt;input type=&quot;hidden&quot; name=&quot;meme&quot; value=&quot;1074732791&quot;&gt;&lt;/form&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 19 Aug 2005 12:48:11 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>I&apos;m just a quiz whore this morning</title>
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  <description>&lt;form action=&quot;http://memegen.net/viewmeme.pl?meme=1074662660&quot; method=&quot;POST&quot;&gt;&lt;table style=&quot;font-family : Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; border-collapse: collapse; border: 1px solid black;&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; cellpadding=&quot;2&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;th colspan=&quot;2&quot; bgcolor=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#DDDD88&quot;&gt;Your love is... by &lt;a href=&quot;http://hometown.aol.com/yoyogirl8910/myhomepage/index.html&quot;&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#DDDD88&quot;&gt;ChibiMarronchan&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/th&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#333333&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #FFFFFF;&quot;&gt;Your name is...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#DDDDAA&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #000000;&quot;&gt;&lt;input type=&quot;text&quot; name=&quot;Your name is...&quot; value=&quot;badpcop&quot; size=&quot;20&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#333333&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #FFFFFF;&quot;&gt;Your kiss is...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#DDDDAA&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #000000;&quot;&gt;breath taking&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#333333&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #FFFFFF;&quot;&gt;Your hugs are...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#DDDDAA&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #000000;&quot;&gt;to die for&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#333333&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #FFFFFF;&quot;&gt;Your eyes...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#DDDDAA&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #000000;&quot;&gt;light up a day&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#333333&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #FFFFFF;&quot;&gt;Your touch is...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#DDDDAA&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #000000;&quot;&gt;the only thing I desire&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#333333&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #FFFFFF;&quot;&gt;Your smell is...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#DDDDAA&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #000000;&quot;&gt;beautiful&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#333333&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #FFFFFF;&quot;&gt;Your smile is...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#DDDDAA&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #000000;&quot;&gt;encouraging&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#333333&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #FFFFFF;&quot;&gt;Your love is...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#DDDDAA&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #000000;&quot;&gt;unique&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot; align=&quot;center&quot; bgcolor=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;&lt;input type=&quot;submit&quot; value=&quot;Fill Out Your Answers and Try it!&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot; align=&quot;center&quot; bgcolor=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;-1&quot; color=&quot;#FFFFFF&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://memegen.net/&quot;&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#DDDD88&quot;&gt;Quiz created with MemeGen&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;input type=&quot;hidden&quot; name=&quot;un&quot; value=&quot;ChibiMarronchan&quot;&gt;&lt;input type=&quot;hidden&quot; name=&quot;meme&quot; value=&quot;1074662660&quot;&gt;&lt;/form&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 19 Aug 2005 12:42:51 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>think not unless he&apos;s watching me and Demi!</title>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 19 Aug 2005 12:30:50 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>what the hell do i do with this???</title>
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  <description>&lt;form action=&quot;http://memegen.net/viewmeme.pl?meme=1074653409&quot; method=&quot;POST&quot;&gt;&lt;table style=&quot;font-family : Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif; border-collapse: collapse; border: 1px solid black;&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; cellpadding=&quot;2&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;th colspan=&quot;2&quot; bgcolor=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#DDDD88&quot;&gt;What Does your Personal Dildo look like by &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.livejournal.com/users/tainted_vanity/&quot;&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#DDDD88&quot;&gt;Angel_deKay&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/th&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#333333&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #FFFFFF;&quot;&gt;Your Name&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#DDDDAA&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #000000;&quot;&gt;&lt;input type=&quot;text&quot; name=&quot;Your Name&quot; value=&quot;badcop&quot; size=&quot;20&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#333333&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #FFFFFF;&quot;&gt;Your Age&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#DDDDAA&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #000000;&quot;&gt;&lt;input type=&quot;text&quot; name=&quot;Your Age&quot; value=&quot;34&quot; size=&quot;20&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#333333&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #FFFFFF;&quot;&gt;Fav Color&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#DDDDAA&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #000000;&quot;&gt;&lt;input type=&quot;text&quot; name=&quot;Fav Color&quot; value=&quot;cobalt blue&quot; size=&quot;20&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#333333&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #FFFFFF;&quot;&gt;Soft or Hard?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#DDDDAA&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #000000;&quot;&gt;&lt;input type=&quot;text&quot; name=&quot;Soft or Hard?&quot; value=&quot;soft&quot; size=&quot;20&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#333333&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #FFFFFF;&quot;&gt;BRa size&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#DDDDAA&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #000000;&quot;&gt;&lt;input type=&quot;text&quot; name=&quot;BRa size&quot; value=&quot;36C&quot; size=&quot;20&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#333333&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #FFFFFF;&quot;&gt;Shoe size&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#DDDDAA&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #000000;&quot;&gt;&lt;input type=&quot;text&quot; name=&quot;Shoe size&quot; value=&quot;9 1/2&quot; size=&quot;20&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#333333&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #FFFFFF;&quot;&gt;You use it and say&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#DDDDAA&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #000000;&quot;&gt;Omg...quick..call 911..its stuck&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#333333&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #FFFFFF;&quot;&gt;What it looks like&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#DDDDAA&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid black;&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #000000;&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.blowfish.com/catalog/toys/images/t-jus-1657.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot; align=&quot;center&quot; bgcolor=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;&lt;input type=&quot;submit&quot; value=&quot;Fill Out Your Answers and Try it!&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot; align=&quot;center&quot; bgcolor=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;-1&quot; color=&quot;#FFFFFF&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://memegen.net/&quot;&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#DDDD88&quot;&gt;Quiz created with MemeGen&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;input type=&quot;hidden&quot; name=&quot;un&quot; value=&quot;Angel_deKay&quot;&gt;&lt;input type=&quot;hidden&quot; name=&quot;meme&quot; value=&quot;1074653409&quot;&gt;&lt;/form&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 17 Aug 2005 14:05:08 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>scorpio</title>
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  <description>Here is your horoscope&lt;br /&gt;for Wednesday, August 17:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Self-control is a pretty handy little skill -- once learned, all you have to do is keep practicing for it to become a real part of your life in all the important areas. Soon it&apos;ll become second nature -- really!</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 15 Aug 2005 19:06:07 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>get a hint</title>
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  <description>Hit or miss, fuck a fight &lt;br /&gt;It&apos;s time to live your life &lt;br /&gt;Go ahead, I know I&apos;m right &lt;br /&gt;I&apos;m gonna lay it on the line &lt;br /&gt;Put yourself in my shoes &lt;br /&gt;Would you stand up for your rights &lt;br /&gt;Line em up and knock em down &lt;br /&gt;I&apos;m not running scared tonight &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;**I have found these walls before &lt;br /&gt;And I&apos;m not scared anymore &lt;br /&gt;Theres a time to lead and to follow &lt;br /&gt;Because I won&apos;t take this anymore (these walls) &lt;br /&gt;I found these walls before (these walls) &lt;br /&gt;Theres a time to lead and to follow (these walls)**&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I see the walls closing in &lt;br /&gt;And I feel like I&apos;m in danger &lt;br /&gt;My enemy is not alone &lt;br /&gt;In the mirror, theres a stranger &lt;br /&gt;As I tried to break out &lt;br /&gt;My panic led to fear &lt;br /&gt;Hopeless, I am alone &lt;br /&gt;I&apos;m afraid the end is near &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The truth doesn&apos;t always have to hurt &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;**Chorus**&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Stop looking &lt;br /&gt;Stop seeing NOW &lt;br /&gt;Right Now [x2]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The truth doesn&apos;t always have to hurt &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;**Chorus**</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 12 Aug 2005 16:54:27 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Briggs personality test, I was classified as a INFJ last year. Think very true</title>
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  <description>&lt;table style=&quot;font-family: serif; font-size: 11pt;&quot; width=&quot;350&quot; align=&quot;center&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; cellpadding=&quot;5&quot;&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td align=&quot;center&quot; bgcolor=&quot;#FF9AD3&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3 style=&quot;margin: 0; border: 0;&quot;&gt;Your #1 Love Type: INFP&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#FFC3E5&quot;&gt;The Idealist&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In love, you crave a long term, harmonious relationship.&lt;br /&gt;For you, sex doesn&apos;t come quickly - it takes time for you to open up.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Overall, you are supportive, nurturing, and expressive.&lt;br /&gt;However, you tend to be shy and protective of your personal space.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Best matches: ENFJ and ESFJ&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td align=&quot;center&quot; bgcolor=&quot;#F6B6FF&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3 style=&quot;margin: 0; border: 0;&quot;&gt;Your #2 Love Type: ENFP&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#FAD4FF&quot;&gt;The Inspirer&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In love, you are passionate and eager to develop a strong bond.&lt;br /&gt;For you, sex should be playful, creative, and affectionate.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Overall, you are perceptive and bring out the best in your partner.&lt;br /&gt;However, you tend to hold on to bad relationships after they&apos;ve turned bad.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Best matches: INTJ and INFJ&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td align=&quot;center&quot; bgcolor=&quot;#C5ABFF&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3 style=&quot;margin: 0; border: 0;&quot;&gt;Your #3 Love Type: ISFP&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#E5D9FF&quot;&gt;The Artist&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In love, you feel deeply and experience intense emotions.&lt;br /&gt;For you, sex is serious. It&apos;s how you best express your feelings.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Overall, you are laid back, warm, and a good listener.&lt;br /&gt;However, you tend to seem lazy and disinterested sometimes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Best matches: ESFJ and ENFJ&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td align=&quot;center&quot; bgcolor=&quot;#FF9AD3&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3 style=&quot;margin: 0; border: 0;&quot;&gt;Your #4 Love Type: ESFP&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#FFC3E5&quot;&gt;The Performer&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In love, you relish every moment and tend to get caught up in passion.&lt;br /&gt;For you, sex is how you get in touch with all your senses.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Overall, you are creative, popular, and flexible.&lt;br /&gt;However, you tend to dislike criticism and avoid any conflict.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Best matches: ISTJ or ISFJ&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td align=&quot;center&quot; bgcolor=&quot;#F6B6FF&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3 style=&quot;margin: 0; border: 0;&quot;&gt;Your #5 Love Type: INFJ&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#FAD4FF&quot;&gt;The Protector&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In love, you strive to have the perfect relationship.&lt;br /&gt;For you, sex is nearly a spiritual experience, a bonding of souls.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Overall, you have high expectations for any relationship you&apos;re in.&lt;br /&gt;However, you tend to hold back a part of yourself.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Best matches: ENTP and ENFP&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.blogthings.com/whatsyourdatingtypequiz/&quot;&gt;What&apos;s Your Love Type?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 12 Aug 2005 16:42:33 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>AIN&apos;T THAT THE TRUTH SISTA!</title>
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  <description>&lt;table width=&quot;350&quot; align=&quot;center&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; cellpadding=&quot;2&quot;&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#90E5FF&quot;&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://quizdiva.net/summer2005hit/behind-these-hazel-eyes.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Your Summer Anthem is Behind These Hazel Eyes by Kelly Clarkson&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;Broken up, deep inside&lt;br /&gt;But you won&apos;t get to see the tears I cry&lt;br /&gt;Behind these hazel eyes&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Your summer will be marked by heartache - but mostly happiness.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.blogthings.com/2005summeranthemquiz/&quot;&gt;What&apos;s Your 2005 Summer Anthem?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 12 Aug 2005 16:40:48 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>YEAH, I&apos;M BORED</title>
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  <description>&lt;table width=&quot;350&quot; align=&quot;center&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; cellpadding=&quot;2&quot;&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#999999&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif&quot; style=&quot;color:black; font-size: 14pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;You Are Rocky Road Ice Cream&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#CCCCCC&quot;&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.quizdiva.net/icecream/rocky-road.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;Unpredictable and wild, you know how to have fun.&lt;br /&gt;You&apos;re also a trendsetter who takes risks with new things.&lt;br /&gt;You know about the latest and greatest - and may have invented it.&lt;br /&gt;You are most compatible with vanilla ice cream.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.blogthings.com/whatflavoricecreamareyouquiz/&quot;&gt;What Flavor Ice Cream Are You?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 12 Aug 2005 16:31:24 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>what the fuck? Do the stars know something I don&apos;t?</title>
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  <description>&lt;table width=&quot;350&quot; align=&quot;center&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; cellpadding=&quot;2&quot;&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#C4A7FF&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif&quot; style=&quot;color:black; font-size: 14pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;Your Summer Love Style is Serious&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#E2D4FF&quot;&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.quizdiva.net/summerlovestyle/serious.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;While others may be into a summer fling, you&apos;re about the real thing.&lt;br /&gt;And there&apos;s a good chance you&apos;re already serious with someone already.&lt;br /&gt;For you, the summer is about getting closer and more committed.&lt;br /&gt;Just don&apos;t get tempted by any of that hot weather eye candy!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.blogthings.com/whatsyoursummerlovestylequiz/&quot;&gt;What&apos;s Your Summer Love Style?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 12 Aug 2005 16:28:06 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>&lt;table width=&quot;350&quot; align=&quot;center&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; cellpadding=&quot;2&quot;&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#9CE7FF&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif&quot; style=&quot;color:black; font-size: 14pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;Your Scorpio Drinking Style&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#96FCB0&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.quizdiva.net/alcohoroscopes/alcohol.gif&quot;&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;If anyone tells you you&apos;ve had enough, you&apos;ll smirk and keep tippling until you&apos;re hog whimpering drunk, out of 100-proof spite.&lt;br /&gt;You like to drink, and screw anyone who has a problem with that.&lt;br /&gt;You see the sauce as something to savor in itself... and not as a personality-altering tool.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If you&apos;re depressed, you get self-loathing and seek total obliteration.&lt;br /&gt;But generally, you&apos;re a fascinating drinking pal, brilliant conversationalist and dizzying flirt.&lt;br /&gt;You also remember everything -- especially what everyone did when they were blitzed.&lt;br /&gt;Only people you *like* should drink with you!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#9CE7FF&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif&quot; style=&quot;color:black; font-size: 14pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;Your Signature Cocktails&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#FEB1C3&quot;&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;Just as you can look someone in the eye and smile while secretly plotting their demise, so does the brandy-laced Scorpian Stinger&apos;s sweet taste hide a potent amount of alcohol. But you abhor tropical drinks, and you will turn up your nose if you&apos;re served a scorpian. You rule watermelon, so break a pitcher of watermelon margaritas will seduce you -- though red wine will do the trick just as well.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#9CE7FF&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif&quot; style=&quot;color:black; font-size: 14pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;Your Celebrity Drinking Buddies&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#FEFE8A&quot;&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;Hillary Clinton, Leonardo DiCaprio, Bill Gates, Demi Moore, Jenny McCarthy, Tara Reid, P. Diddy, and Owen Wilson.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.blogthings.com/alcohoroscope/&quot;&gt;What&apos;s Your Alcohoroscope?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 12 Aug 2005 16:26:21 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>&lt;table width=&quot;350&quot; align=&quot;center&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; cellpadding=&quot;2&quot;&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#EEE9E9&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif&quot; style=&quot;color:black; font-size: 14pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;You Are an Emo Rocker!&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#FFFAFA&quot;&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://images.blogthings.com/whatkindofrockerareyouquiz/emo-rocker.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Expressive and deep, lyrics are really your thing.&lt;br /&gt;That doesn&apos;t mean you don&apos;t rock out...&lt;br /&gt;You just rock out with meaning.&lt;br /&gt;For you, rock is more about connecting than grandstanding.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.blogthings.com/whatkindofrockerareyouquiz/&quot;&gt;What Kind of Rocker Are You?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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